Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
cool tricks to share with your kids
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
so today my friend and i were getting on the bus to go back home, and i always keep my bus pass in my wallet where an id is supposed to go so i can just whip it out and show it to the bus driver and its all chill and i look fuckin smooth bc i took like 4 seconds to get on the bus
so i did the usual flash move and the bus driver gave a really confused look at my bus pass. so i turned my wallet back around to me aND I HAD ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED HIM OJAMA YELLOW
I HAVE TWO SIDES WITH AN ID SLOT
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
Celebrities throwing shade at the bieber lol
montana is like lemme smell u
M E W T W OI'm going to get myself in fighting trim, scope out every angle of unfair advantage. I'm going to bribe the officials. I'm going to kill all the judges. it's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage.